For lunch yesterday I made a club sandwich, and I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. This is a delicious way to eat three kinds of fake meat in one compact meal. Here we have some fake bacon, phony bologna, and tofu turkey enclosed in three (1-2-3) pieces of wheat bread. Slap on some vegan mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, & onion. It was some serious belly-filling goodness. Make one for yourself, and then watch Mitch Hedberg's bit on the club sandwich HERE. Your membership card is in the mail.