Please, please, please go buy a few fresh porcini mushrooms that are now available at Whole Foods. At 40 bucks a pound, they are not cheap, but you will not often have the chance to get your hands on these rare gems. They can't be cultivated, so like truffles, they must be found in the wild. The Wife says they taste like bacon. I'll have to take her at her word. All you have to do is get them to the plate without messing them up. This entails sautéeing them in a little bit of butter, seasoning them with salt and pepper, and serving them over pasta or polenta. It is that simple, and it is money well spent.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Porcini Mushrooms over Garlic Polenta, Broiled Tomatoes, and Smoked Mozzarella
Please, please, please go buy a few fresh porcini mushrooms that are now available at Whole Foods. At 40 bucks a pound, they are not cheap, but you will not often have the chance to get your hands on these rare gems. They can't be cultivated, so like truffles, they must be found in the wild. The Wife says they taste like bacon. I'll have to take her at her word. All you have to do is get them to the plate without messing them up. This entails sautéeing them in a little bit of butter, seasoning them with salt and pepper, and serving them over pasta or polenta. It is that simple, and it is money well spent.
Perfect BBQ Tofu

Does your BBQ tofu look like this? I wish you could taste it. This tofu has it all: smokey, spicy, tangy and sweet. Come to my vegetarian grilling class and I'll show you exactly how to make this veggie classic. Register HERE.
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Fig Salad with Spinach, Beets, and Blue Cheese
The first figs of the season are in, so we picked up a box at Whole Foods. Looking at the price tag on them made me long for the upcoming mid-summer days when local figs are abundant. We track the daily progress of the few green fruits on the two fig trees we planted last year, and cannot wait for the fruit to ripen on a huge tree that hangs over into my older brother's yard.Thursday, June 25, 2009
Duck Egg Scramble, Mexican-Style
This meal, in all if its variations, is by far my favorite breakfast. It's fast to make, portable, and you get your veggies and your protein all in one delicious rolled-up package. This incarnation is particularly special as it is made with leftover grilled portobello mushrooms, green peppers, onions, and fire-roasted poblanos. Additionally, it is made with a combo of both duck and chicken eggs. The duck eggs have a much larger yolk (as you can see in the photo) and a far creamier texture than conventional eggs do. If you ever get the chance to get your hands on a few, you should. They are wonderful.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
The Chubby Vegetarian: The Helmsman Interview
I cut my photography teeth at The Daily Helmsman, the student newspaper at the University of Memphis, over a decade ago. Recently I had a nice chat with my new friend Beth Spencer who is the chief reporter, webmaster, and sole employee of the paper this summer semester. She turned our conversation into a story about my upcoming class on the vegetarian grill complete with quotes from some nice folks who took my last class in March. I was glad to see the kind words of my former students in print, and I feel fortunate to have the opportunity to teach again. Click HERE to view the story in The Helmsman.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Smoky & Sweet Grilled Pizza

That's right, I said grilled pizza...right on the fire. Wanna learn how to make it? Then sign up for my Vegetarian Grill Class to be held on the 12th of July. Click HERE to register. There are only a few spots left. We will also try some BBQ tofu sandwiches, harissa-marinated seitan skewers, a surprise dessert, and much more.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Popsicles!
The power's back on, it is 100 degrees outside, and this means we're all about popsicles around here. We dusted off a little ten-section popsicle mold from way back and ordered two more this week. Now even our daydreams are popsicle-colored. 
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Help Needed in Holly Springs
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Fire-Roasted Spaghetti on the Grill
We were about to lose our minds up in here (up in here). After a fierce summer storm with high winds, we were without power for four long days. We lost everything in the fridge and in the freezer as we waited for MLG&W to get the power back up and running. Among the casualties were some of my sauces that I make in large batches and freeze: smoky BBQ sauce, spicy enchilada sauce, and a roasted vegetable & tomato sauce. A few of my friends are STILL without electricity. If you know people in that situation, please be nice and offer them a cold drink. They are not having a good time.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Powerless
Friday, June 12, 2009
Watermelon & Feta Salad with Meyer Lemon & Honey Vinaigrette
This salad is so simple to make, but it is the presentation that makes it special. This crunchy, refreshing, sweet-meets-sour treat is the perfect salad for the summer.Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Vanilla Ice Milk

We always wait to the last minute to make ice cream, and then it's never hardened off enough in time to serve it. This time, we did better. We let the ice cream maker run forever. We froze it early. And we ended up getting the prettiest scoops of ice milk that we served with lots of extra options: raspberries, blueberries, strawberries sprinkled with raw sugar, white chocolate syrup, all of it in cute little waffle cone cups. The recipe could not be easier:
Vanilla Ice Milk Whisk 3 cups milk, 1/2 cup whipping cream, one cup raw sugar, and one tbsp. vanilla. Pour into ice cream maker, let it go, freeze at least an hour.
Monday, June 8, 2009
From the Unsolicited Advice Department

Fellow vegetarian food enthusiast and blogger Vegan Dad graciously accepted some unsolicited advice from yours truly. Commenting on his BBQ tofu post I wrote:
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Panko-Crusted Squash Blossoms Stuffed with Goat Cheese on Truffled Risotto
On Saturday, The Wife and I returned home from the farmers' market with an incredible bounty. This was the first week squash blossoms were available, and they were the first thing I bought at the market. Then I carried them around with me in a brown paper bag and showed them off to everyone I met. They were $3.50 for 10 flowers, and they had little baby squash attached to them. We also got eggs, beets, nectarines, bread, carrots, and onions.
Radish, Orange, and Mint Salad

We got pretty bored with thinly sliced English breakfast radishes on buttered bread, but had no idea what else there was to do with radishes. I typed in 'radishes' on recipezaar.com and was surprised to see a whole bunch of new options. I wasn't sure about this cold salad at first, but it ended up being really interesting. I added honey to the dressing, and it balanced it out nicely. Do y'all have any other ideas for what we should do with radishes next?
Friday, June 5, 2009
Registration Now Open for "The Vegetarian Grill"

I'm teaching another continuing education class. On July 12th I will be talking about how vegetarians can make use of the outdoor grill. We'll do pizza & BBq tofu & seitan skewers & even dessert. It is going to be a blast. Go HERE to register. Don't wait! My last class sold out.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Beet Salad + Swiss Chard Pasta
We are loving beets right now, and we got our hands on some from Downing Hollow Farm yesterday at the Botanic Gardens Wednesday farmer's market. Many were nice striped beets, too! The Wife made a salad with bits of honeycomb, thyme, pink peppercorns, and local goat cheese. Boil and peel the beets and sauté them in some olive oil, and then add the rest of the ingredients above -- that's all there is to it. TCV also made summer pasta with Whitton Farms swiss chard, Van Cheesman's garlic, and some broken-apart grape tomatoes. Andria's Summer of Magical Eating potlucks have us trying out our ideas for what to do with local produce all week long now; we'll keep you posted on what we try next.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Snow Peas with Kosher Salt & Olive oil
I know many of you are wondering what to do with all of the snow peas that keep showing up at the market and in your CSA boxes. I have a bold suggestion for you. Eat 'em raw. Seriously, they are delicious. If you like edamame, then you will love this healthy snack. Wash your snow peas and dry them. Then toss them with a tablespoon or so of good-quality olive oil and top with a pinch of nice flaky kosher salt. The taste is sweet, clean and grasssy. Try it.
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Basil Omelette Sandwich with Zucchini and Mozzarella

I hardly ever follow a recipe exactly. (I just don't have the attention span.) However, I constantly gather ideas from cookbooks and magazines. I found this great little magazine at the supermarket called La Cucina Italiana. The photos are beautiful, and it drew me in with an in-depth article about porcini mushrooms and and another on panini sandwiches.
Shiitake Mushroom Sausages with Sauerkraut, Mustard, and Provolone


Friday, May 29, 2009
Homemade Rosemary-Scented Whole-Milk Cheese
Three ingredients -- that's all it takes: whole milk, salt, and lemon. Three little ingredients that you probably have in your house right now and a tiny bit of know-how is all it takes to make your own cheese. I love that moment of discovery when you realize that you can make something that you usually buy. Collect these things and meet me in the kitchen:

Tuesday, May 26, 2009
King Oyster Tacos
Oyster mushrooms? Lobster mushrooms? Look around and you will discover that when people describe mushrooms they often use the flavor of seafood as a frame of reference. Why, you ask? Well, mushrooms and seafood actually share many of the same flavors and textures with one another. That makes many mushrooms great to use in place of seafood in many dishes. 
Lunchbox: Smoked Almond BLT with Blue Cheese
There are some big, big flavors in this little sandwich. The smoked almonds are a great stand in for bacon in my version of the classic BLT. I"m starting to use smoked almonds in place of the over-processed fake bacon products. They are healthier and more delicious.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Slider Recipe in the Commercial Appeal
I was happy to be the lone vegetarian voice in a story about little hamburgers that appeared in the pages of our daily paper, The Commercial Appeal. Don't give up trying to find me. I'm near the end of the story, because I like to get the last word. Click HERE to read it.N'Awlins Veggie Slider with Remoulade Sauce
1 large celery stalk
1/2 green bell pepper
1/2 onion
3 cups water
2 Not-Chicken vegetable bouillon cubes
2 cloves garlic, minced or microplaned
1 cup dry yellow grits
Olive oil
1/2 cup blanched spinach, drained and chopped
1 (15-oz.) can of dark red kidney beans, drained
4 dashes of hot sauce
Remoulade sauce:
1 celery rib
1 tbsp. spicy mustard
2 green onions
1 tsp. wasabi paste
1 tsp. Braggs Liquid Aminos, or soy sauce
Juice from 1 lemon
A few dashes of hot sauce
1/2 cup fresh parsley
2 tbsp. olive oil
Pulse celery, bell pepper and onion in food processor until finely chopped. Set aside.
Boil water in medium saucepan and add bouillon and garlic. Slowly add grits while stirring liquid. Reduce heat to a simmer and cook grits, covered, for 40 minutes. Set aside to cool.
Sauté chopped celery, bell pepper and onion in olive oil over medium-high heat, until onion is translucent and all of the liquid has evaporated.
Add sautéed vegetables, spinach, kidney beans, and hot sauce to grits. Stir to incorporate. Cover and refrigerate for 2 hours. Portion into 12 patties, and brown in non-stick skillet with olive oil.
To make remoulade, place all ingredients in a food processor and blend until smooth.
Serve on baguette slices with remoulade sauce (recipe follows), heirloom tomatoes and iceberg lettuce.
Makes 12 sliders.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Banana Flower a Bust
I often buy things at the market that I have never tried. Sometimes what I picked up turns out to be good, and sometimes it is just not to my liking. On a recent trip to the Viet Hoa Market I walked out with a banana flower, long beans, and quail eggs. I love the long beans and the quail eggs, but the banana flower is not something I'd put in the basket again. I wanted to love it because it is so pretty, but that somehow was not enough. I read all about them before I cut into it. You can use them in soups, curries, and salads. So I decided to try it raw to get the full flavor. It tastes like those bitter bits of string that live between the banana and the peel. You know what I'm talking about. So until someone changes my mind, banana flower goes on the bad list.Consolation Frittata
I told everyone that I was bringing pizza. I had this dough in my fridge that I had let rise for 3 days and I believed that it was ready to be made into pizza. It was a mess. I can make pizza in my sleep, so I'm not really sure what went wrong. It was sticky and flat. So it is now 10 past 6 and I'm supposed to be at the OSOME gathering at 7ish. What do you do? Frittata, that is what. I had the pizza topping already prepared, and I had gotten some eggs from a friend earlier in the day. I used some select pizza toppings to fill and top the frittata. It was some unplanned local deliciousness.Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Mini Sausage & Potato Empanadas with Fresh Chimichurri Sauce


Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Happy Birthday Buddha
I could not help myself. It looked so delicious that I just dug right in without thinking: spicy shrimp, fried eel, and even pork chitterlings with onions and greens. What would cause someone like me who has been a vegetarian for over twenty years do such a thing? It was all faux.

